Re: Letter of Intent to Purchase Canes
I don't think you guys have thought this through.
Con #1. Playoff tickets are expensive. If we make the playoffs each year and make deep runs, we are all going to go broke paying for playoff tickets.
Con #2 What will we bitch about? Politics? Abortion? Gun Control? We need Pete as our symbol of all that is holding us back in this life. Otherwise we are going to beat our dogs. No one should ever beat a dog!
Con #3. Expectations. If we get top players, we will have high expectations, we will have to exert effort, and as the Great Prophet Homer Simpson once said "Trying is the first step to failure". Think about that.
Con #3.14 Team Pride. Once we start winning, we will have to buy tons of Hurricane swag. T-shirts, jackets, game worn sweaters. Those things are expensive, and smelly.
Con #4 We will have to become obnoxious jerks. See: Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs, Hey maybe this is just a baseball thing. Whoops forgot about Patriot fans. We will definitely have to go all "cable-news" on everyone else.
Con #5. I'm so worried about all the winning that's ahead of us I can't think of any more Cons.
Oh Yeah! Con Air. That was a good one.