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Killer93
03-19-2014, 09:54 PM
Thought we could have a little fun with the topic of David Clarkson and I haven't seen one of these types of threads in awhile so I will begin:

Grabovski > Clarkson

trujaysfan
03-19-2014, 09:56 PM
Komorov>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clarkson

mbow30
03-19-2014, 09:57 PM
clarkson = http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B5_zqptngDA/THfOgS34H3I/AAAAAAAAD0c/t3yLITb7ufw/s1600/mikecraig2.jpg

zeke
03-19-2014, 09:57 PM
Doesn't deserve a spot on the team.

Deckie007
03-19-2014, 09:59 PM
Explosive Diarrhea > Clarkson

Killer93
03-19-2014, 10:01 PM
Harribo Sugarless Gummi Bears > Clarkson

Volcanologist
03-19-2014, 10:04 PM
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25100000/Stronger-album-cover-kelly-clarkson-25141790-1500-1500.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
http://www.thefashionisto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/david-clarkson-326x235.jpg

blacksheep
03-19-2014, 10:06 PM
Clarkson > Carlyle

MindzEye
03-19-2014, 10:08 PM
Ass Cancer > Clarkson

worm
03-19-2014, 10:08 PM
$5.25m in cap space > clarkson


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worm
03-19-2014, 10:09 PM
rob ford's sobriety >>>> clarkson

Deckie007
03-19-2014, 10:17 PM
Clarkson > Worm's posting

BeLeafer
03-19-2014, 10:31 PM
It's hard to imagine you could do worse than Komisarek or Finger ... but, alas, Dave managed to pull it off. This guy is a total liability. Not an NHL calibre player.

Maybe they can fish lou into taking him back and then lou can get a pass on the contract from the league office.

MyNameIsJonas
03-19-2014, 10:32 PM
Jonas>Clarkson

Deckie007
03-19-2014, 10:36 PM
Jonas>Clarkson

Let's not go nuts.

zeke
03-19-2014, 10:39 PM
http://cdn.popdust.com//wp-content/uploads/2012/06/justin-bieber-fathers-day-holding.jpg

Pronger84
03-19-2014, 10:42 PM
Clarkson > Worm's posting

Clarkson's daily shit>>>>>>>>>>>> Deckie007.

trujaysfan
03-19-2014, 10:45 PM
Jonas>Clarkson

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/67/67aa3bdece2598bcee5d8edf91d949da844646785279fea145 886c127d023129.jpg

CH1
03-19-2014, 11:02 PM
Clarkson with broken leg > Clarkson

Some Leaf fan should see if Tonya Harding is up to the task.

GEEMAN
03-20-2014, 07:39 AM
Thought we could have a little fun with the topic of David Clarkson and I haven't seen one of these types of threads in awhile so I will begin:

Grabovski > Clarkson

would like to be a fly on the wall in Nonnis`s office:drink , I thought it was a bad deal from day 1 but wow he looks like an AHL`r some nights

BG
03-20-2014, 08:10 AM
Avalanche Sharks > Clarkson

KingTucker
03-20-2014, 09:27 AM
Jason Allison on a shootout attempt > Clarkson

JohnnyHolmes
03-20-2014, 09:36 AM
Chris Phillips > Clarkson

http://theleafsnation.com/uploads/Image/Wendel%20Clarkson%20Toronto%20Sun.jpg

You knew it was going to end bad.

runninglow
03-20-2014, 09:59 AM
WWF Referees > Clarkson

MyNameIsJonas
03-20-2014, 10:00 AM
NBA Referees>Clarkson

Wayward DP
03-20-2014, 10:12 AM
Playing shorthanded > Clarkson

LeafGm
03-20-2014, 10:35 AM
The warm side of the pillow > David Clarkson

ForeverTML
03-20-2014, 10:57 AM
Owning a Toskala Jersey > Clarkson

Kritter
03-20-2014, 11:01 AM
Mark Sanchez>Clarkson

CH1
03-20-2014, 11:02 AM
Maybe Clarkson will pull a Claude Lemieux and score more goals in the playoffs than the regular season.

Volcanologist
03-20-2014, 11:03 AM
Dirty Sanchez > Clarkson

Corky27
03-20-2014, 11:07 AM
Jason Blake >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Clarkson

worm
03-20-2014, 11:27 AM
The warm side of the pillow > David Clarkson

like this one

zeke
03-20-2014, 11:48 AM
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51df0950ecad048373000003-538/george-zimmerman.jpg

corksens
03-20-2014, 11:48 AM
Would you guys take 4 more years of Rob Ford if you could wipe Clarksons contract?

MyNameIsJonas
03-20-2014, 11:52 AM
Would you take 5 more years of Chris Phillips if it meant Clarkson finished out his contract in Toronto?

Wayward DP
03-20-2014, 03:00 PM
Would you guys take 4 more years of Rob Ford if you could wipe Clarksons contract?

In a heartbeat.

LeafGm
03-20-2014, 03:12 PM
Forgetting someone's name after you've been introduced, and having to bluff your way through the rest of the conversation > David Clarkson.

Pronger84
03-20-2014, 03:15 PM
Teeds being banned and coming back with his stock ramblings>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clarkson

LeafOfFaith
03-20-2014, 03:54 PM
P83, the beta version of the one and only > Clarkson

Pronger84
03-20-2014, 03:56 PM
P83, the beta version of the one and only > Clarkson

LOL!

blacksheep
03-20-2014, 04:10 PM
"JUST ok" > Clarkson

JaysCyYoung
03-20-2014, 04:12 PM
Houseplants >>> Clarkson.

Pronger84
03-20-2014, 04:15 PM
The polar vortex>>>>>>>>>>>> Clarkson

blacksheep
03-20-2014, 04:17 PM
Jays threatening to ignore you > Clarkson

JohnnyHolmes
03-20-2014, 04:17 PM
Guy that Preston Mizzi pretended to be > Clarkson

LeafGm
03-20-2014, 04:24 PM
Jean-Gabriel Pageau > Clarkson

BG
03-20-2014, 04:29 PM
Convenience store coffee > Clarkson

leafman101
03-20-2014, 04:31 PM
http://www.cheappoolproducts.com/images/supplies/STRIKER_&%20PUCKS_HI_RES%201.jpg >

zeke
03-20-2014, 04:41 PM
http://dennis-kane.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gamble.jpg

JaysCyYoung
03-20-2014, 04:48 PM
blacksheep's constant inability to do math <<<<<<<<<<<<< Clarkson.

UWHabs
03-20-2014, 05:14 PM
blacksheep's constant inability to do math <<<<<<<<<<<<< Clarkson.

Is that a billion <, or just a million of them?

Bleedsblue&white
03-20-2014, 05:15 PM
This sorry excuse for the 1st day of spring.

Pronger84
03-20-2014, 05:27 PM
Mindzeye's inability to be humble<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Clarkson

leafman101
03-20-2014, 05:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS6y704q1rc >

BG
03-20-2014, 06:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS6y704q1rc >

thx, that made my day.

MindzEye
03-20-2014, 06:51 PM
Mindzeye's inability to be humble<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Clarkson

Your ability to insult < Clarkson

Metalleaf
03-20-2014, 11:20 PM
Oklahoma Chokers >>>> Clarkson

Preston_Mizzi
03-21-2014, 12:54 AM
Guy that Preston Mizzi pretended to be > Clarkson
You could have just said Preston Mizzi > Clarkson.

I agree though.

JohnnyHolmes
03-21-2014, 01:10 AM
You could have just said Preston Mizzi > Clarkson.

I agree though.

Was that his actual name...lerl.

I have a bad memory.

Preston_Mizzi
03-21-2014, 01:11 AM
Yeah, it was. No biggie.

Killer93
03-21-2014, 10:27 AM
Hoglund >>>>>> Clarkson

da_next_kid
03-21-2014, 11:55 AM
Tie Domi as a hockey player without taking account for his fighting skills>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clarkson

zeke
03-21-2014, 04:43 PM
http://www.8notes.com/images/artists/nickelback.jpg

Bleedsblue&white
03-21-2014, 04:47 PM
http://www.8notes.com/images/artists/nickelback.jpg

You went too far.

MindzEye
03-21-2014, 04:53 PM
http://derekwinnert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/1.jpg

leafman101
03-21-2014, 04:55 PM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3hAvOyxntc_G0mg4sNwByLUEjZXH-mYNrRlSpyjp3rAcQyVPYdg

MindzEye
03-21-2014, 04:56 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTE5MTYxMDg5NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjc5MzQ3._V1_S Y317_CR17,0,214,317_.jpg

leafman101
03-21-2014, 04:57 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nsWA0vOLMWg/T0bz6JnRVPI/AAAAAAAAAio/qqz18QiRt5Q/s1600/waynes_world_4.png

MindzEye
03-21-2014, 05:00 PM
http://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/10/Terl-Battlefield-Earth-e1351100306839.jpg

MindzEye
03-21-2014, 05:02 PM
http://threatqualitypress.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/br-clooney-2.jpg

zeke
03-21-2014, 05:59 PM
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2013/06/Howard-the-Duck.jpg

Volcanologist
03-21-2014, 06:02 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTE5MTYxMDg5NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjc5MzQ3._V1_S Y317_CR17,0,214,317_.jpg

Volcanologist
03-21-2014, 06:03 PM
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2013/06/Howard-the-Duck.jpg

she was hot back in the day.

JohnnyHolmes
03-21-2014, 06:36 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Saturn_sega.jpg

Preston_Mizzi
03-21-2014, 06:49 PM
http://www.niubball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/RAFAEL2_display_image.jpg

MindzEye
03-21-2014, 06:53 PM
The irony in that no wingspan having ****, with a T-rex tattooed on his arm is not lost on me.

Deckie007
03-21-2014, 07:01 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/12/10/1355137476555/Ikea-monkey-in-Toronto-st-008.jpg

JaysCyYoung
03-23-2014, 11:28 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6lzHy3vzU6M/Th4rw7DANkI/AAAAAAAAAPs/mOxPkqV3vFM/s1600/scorpions.jpg >>>> Clarkson.

MindzEye
03-23-2014, 11:36 AM
Ouch...hair metal slam

zeke
03-24-2014, 11:05 AM
Scorpions rule.

worm
03-24-2014, 11:05 AM
clarkson > playoffs

Killer93
03-24-2014, 11:23 AM
Can't honestly think of a player who has been more useless then Clarkson over past 10 years; and throw in that contract and I want to puke

Volcanologist
03-24-2014, 11:32 AM
He's a forward Komisarek.

blacksheep
03-24-2014, 10:14 PM
Toskala's man purse >>> Clarkson

Kritter
03-24-2014, 10:26 PM
Yup. Toskala, Komisarek, Clarkson.

We've brought in absolute garbage at each position now in the last 4-5 years.
I guess you could add Maurice for coaching as well. He didn't have too many fans around here IIRC.

ForeverTML
03-25-2014, 01:01 PM
Someone mentioned it earlier....but I wonder how the conversation went in between Nonis, Fletch, Loiselle, Polie and the braintrust.

Nonis: I think we should give Clarkson $5.25 M over 5 years. I mean, Im the guy that loved Cloutier.
Loiselle & Polie: That sounds too low for a 30 goal guy. Lets give him 2 more years.
Fletcher: Draft schmaft...Can we trade Kadri for Stempniak already!?

ForeverTML
03-25-2014, 08:35 PM
Carlyle = Clarkson

mbow30
03-25-2014, 09:19 PM
clarkson can't complete a pass.

he's a ****ing joke.

won the ****ing lottery last summer.

TimHorton
03-25-2014, 09:20 PM
The best FA move of this upcoming off-season might be buying Clarkson out.

ForeverTML
03-25-2014, 09:21 PM
UFA in the year 2020....This signing negates anything good nonis has done. The lack of judgement is stunning.

ForeverTML
03-25-2014, 09:21 PM
The best FA move of this upcoming off-season might be buying Clarkson out.

Yeah, another hope...

LeafGm
03-25-2014, 09:25 PM
The best FA move of this upcoming off-season might be buying Clarkson out.
Unless they can find a taker, or eat another bad contract in return (both of which would involve convincing Clarkson to waive his NTC), they have to buy him out. They can't go through another season of this guy killing whatever line he plays on.

JaysCyYoung
03-25-2014, 11:05 PM
Kwame "Human Garbage" Brown >>>>>> David Clarkson.

Preston_Mizzi
03-25-2014, 11:37 PM
I wouldn't want David Clarkson on my 4th line. Bodie is better and he's a standard 4th line winger at best. Clarkson is comparable to Orr. I actually think Orr is faster than him when he gets going top speed and can do a better job forechecking as a result. Not to mention he's stronger on the puck and better at cycling in general (he doesn't fall over every time he gets hit). Clarkson just has a better shot and slightly better puck skills. Overall I'd say it's a wash. I don't want either on my 4th line.

worm
03-25-2014, 11:42 PM
stole this from donkay who stole it from twitter

yellow blacks

Another Clarkson hat-trick...no points, a shot and a penalty...

MindzEye
03-26-2014, 12:06 AM
Another pretty likely Clarkson scenario would include the Leafs retaining a big chunk of the Clarkson cap hit. A buy out (this season) would cost something like 29 million in real cash (though we would realize quite a bit of cap savings) because of the retarded manner in which Nonis allowed his contract to be structured (The agent of the year award goes to......) but the cap saving of a buy out would be roughly 3 million a year on average (some years less, some more). Is Clarkson possible to trade if we're eating 2-2.5 million a year of his deal? Does someone take him at 6 years 2.75 million per?

CH1
03-26-2014, 12:07 AM
send him back to Chris Christie's state

blacksheep
03-26-2014, 12:07 AM
UFA in the year 2020....This signing negates anything good nonis has done. The lack of judgement is stunning.

The Jeff Finger of the Nonis reign.
Reimer's bruised ego > Clarkson

MindzEye
03-26-2014, 12:13 AM
send him back to Chris Christie's state

Jersey probably takes him back at that salary/cap hit

Deckie007
01-07-2015, 03:19 PM
Clarkson < Dave Feschuk

SundinsTooth
01-07-2015, 04:03 PM
We had so much hope. Innocence lost.


http://nbcprohockeytalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/can_tsun.jpg?w=550&h=612

zeke
01-07-2015, 04:16 PM
As a leaf:

C.Armstrong: 79gms, 9gls, 26pts, 13:37 (82gms, 9gls, 27pts)
D.Clarkson: 100gms, 14gls, 24pts, 14:49 (82gms, 12gls, 20pts)

And we had to buy colby out of a $3m/3yr contract.

LeafGm
01-07-2015, 04:28 PM
The really sad thing is, injured, broken-down shitty Colby Armstrong was probably still a better hockey player than David Clarkson.

The only thing Clarkson's got on Armstrong is his shot.

leafman101
01-07-2015, 04:32 PM
Only 5 more years.

Leafin'
01-07-2015, 04:36 PM
The really sad thing is, injured, broken-down shitty Colby Armstrong was probably still a better hockey player than David Clarkson.

The only thing Clarkson's got on Armstrong is his shot.

I liked Colby when he was in the lineup when we first got him. Injuries did him in. Its weird seeing him on Sportsnet every now and again knowing he's only 32.

LeafGm
01-07-2015, 04:45 PM
I liked Colby when he was in the lineup when we first got him. Injuries did him in. Its weird seeing him on Sportsnet every now and again knowing he's only 32.
Yeah, Colby seems like a pretty likeable guy.

Clarkson seems like some sort of badly programmed hockey-playing robot.

Volcanologist
01-07-2015, 05:09 PM
Sadly, like Komisarek and Armstrong before him, Clarkson doesn't even make this team on merit. With our improved depth he isn't even good enough for the fourth line.

CTheBigPicture
01-07-2015, 05:39 PM
Will Clarkson get anymore PP time under the new coaches?

blacksheep
01-07-2015, 10:07 PM
Will Clarkson get anymore PP time under the new coaches?

He did this first game... that HAS to stop...

KingTucker
01-07-2015, 10:30 PM
Clarkson makes my heart vomit.

Clarkson < Tim ****ing Brent.

CTheBigPicture
01-08-2015, 08:56 AM
Clarkson makes my heart vomit.

Clarkson < Tim Brent.


Please use his full name. It's Tim *****ing Brent.

Killer93
01-08-2015, 09:01 AM
What the **** was Nonis thinking when he signed this guy to that contract. Has to be one of the worst contracts in the league if not THE WORST.

Habsy
01-08-2015, 09:05 AM
Alexander Semin's deal is worse IMO.

Wayward DP
01-08-2015, 11:03 AM
The fact that Clarkson's contract may be only one of the worst, instead of the worst in the league is hardly any consolation.

leafman101
01-08-2015, 11:08 AM
Semin only has 3 years left, and his contract isn't buyout proof.

Thats the part that makes Clarkson's the worst. The Leafs can't do anything about it. Can't buy him out. Can't trade him. Can't send him to the marlies.

LeafGm
01-08-2015, 11:08 AM
If you look at Clarkson's contract in detail, every fact about it is worse than the last, too:

We signed a guy who's barely an NHL calibre player for $5.25M per season.
We signed him for seven years.
We can't trade him freely, because he has an NTC.
We can't bury him in the minors, because he has an NMC.
We can't buy him out, because his contract was written specifically so that a buyout would not save us any cap space.

I said it the day it was signed, this contract alone should have been enough to get Nonis fired.

CTheBigPicture
01-08-2015, 11:11 AM
Has Nonis ever explained why he structured Clarkson's contract like that? (Re: Buyout proof)

MyNameIsJonas
01-08-2015, 11:21 AM
Has Nonis ever explained why he structured Clarkson's contract like that? (Re: Buyout proof)

MIMICO

zeke
01-08-2015, 11:27 AM
What'a funny is that all the media had Clarkson ranked as the top UFA that year.

LeafGm
01-08-2015, 11:27 AM
Has Nonis ever explained why he structured Clarkson's contract like that? (Re: Buyout proof)
My guess is it'd be the same explanation for why he gave him seven years.

"This is what we had to do to get the player to sign."

LeafOfFaith
01-08-2015, 12:51 PM
What bugs me about Clarkson is that he always has this look on his face like "Where am I?? Should I be doing something?? What did that guy just do?? What now??"

He literally looks like the stupidest person ever. And then he plays like it. So whoever said looks can be deceiving never took a peek at Clarkie.

Leafyblue
01-08-2015, 04:01 PM
We're stuck with him..so at least play him in the right role. WTF is he doing the PP? PK I can understand...just chase guys around. I have no idea why they play him in goal scoring situations...ever.

LeafOfFaith
01-08-2015, 06:49 PM
He does for sure lead the league in time fallen down on the ice.

Habsy
01-09-2015, 08:50 AM
What'a funny is that all the media had Clarkson ranked as the top UFA that year.

Yep, many people forget how he was coveted. Heck the Habs went after him hard too from what I've read. So glad they lost that one.

Bleedsblue&white
01-09-2015, 06:00 PM
Yep, many people forget how he was coveted. Heck the Habs went after him hard too from what I've read. So glad they lost that one.

Every team that was serious on signing him and felt they lost out to the Leafs at the time...they owe us a draft pick at least.

blacksheep
01-09-2015, 07:56 PM
Clarkson < any ref working in the NHL

GEEMAN
01-10-2015, 08:28 AM
We're stuck with him..so at least play him in the right role. WTF is he doing the PP? PK I can understand...just chase guys around. I have no idea why they play him in goal scoring situations...ever.

What I can't understand about this signing is this . You have your management team analyzing what to in free agency , who fits , what to pay etc....
Can someone explain to me WTF was getting Clarkson going to do for the Leafs ? What the hell were the Leafs a Clarkson away from that you had to pull of this move?

No different than Philly signing Vinny and realizing we fooked up and the dozens of other examples. I don't understand how moronic some of these teams are.

blacksheep
01-10-2015, 08:40 AM
What I can't understand about this signing is this . You have your management team analyzing what to in free agency , who fits , what to pay etc....
Can someone explain to me WTF was getting Clarkson going to do for the Leafs ? What the hell were the Leafs a Clarkson away from that you had to pull of this move?

No different than Philly signing Vinny and realizing we fooked up and the dozens of other examples. I don't understand how moronic some of these teams are.

Or the Habs signing of Gomez.
I get that teams sometimes fvckup in their signings by paying too much, or for too long, etc. This is not the first time Leaf Nation has. But in this day and age, where lawyers are all over the place, and contracts have long been manipulated by both sides, that any team would sign a contract with no exit clauses. I have no idea why we would be in a situation where a player has to literally die before his contract is up to get out of it.
That's simply assinine. NO team should sign a deal with ANY player like that.
Players get hurt. Careers could end early. Agents play up their client's worth to get the most from whomever, but anybody with half a brain knows that one must protect themselves.
We didn't.
That makes zero sense whatsoever.
What's next? A "no less than 20mins per game" clause??

leafman101
01-10-2015, 08:44 AM
Its because he scored 55 goals, or whatever it was, in the previous two years. Nonis at the time said he didn't need to score to be worth the contract, and thats not why they signed him but that was obviously bs. Thats the only reason he got it.

Habsy
01-10-2015, 10:09 AM
Clarkson < any ref working in the NHL

:lol

We agree on something finally and you know how I feel about the officials. OOF!

blacksheep
01-10-2015, 07:53 PM
Its because he scored 55 goals, or whatever it was, in the previous two years. Nonis at the time said he didn't need to score to be worth the contract, and thats not why they signed him but that was obviously bs. Thats the only reason he got it.

It was a similar reason for Gomez in Montreal. But at least the Habs weren't stupid enough to handcuff themselves to him for half a decade.
It's not the kind of money he got. It's the NMC combined with a salary structure that costs us the same cap hit regardless. THAT was ASSININE.

Leafin'
01-10-2015, 07:58 PM
Clarkson has a NMC? I always though it was a NTC.

Shit, eh. Fireable offense. Nonis should've been canned the minute he thought it was a good idea to give him the contract.

MyNameIsJonas
01-11-2015, 12:42 PM
I wonder how much Liewieke led the charge on signing Clarkson.

JackBurton
01-11-2015, 12:45 PM
Nonis' problem is he reacted far too much to that collapse in Boston. Carlyle handled those last 10 minutes just horribly.
The team was not lacking :"Gritty Leadership" at all.

blacksheep
01-18-2015, 11:38 AM
Clarkson <<< the pen used to sign the deal that brought his 2points in 19games sorry ass here

Killer93
01-18-2015, 11:40 AM
Clarkson >>>> Dave Nonis

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1661195/1297361827048_ORIGINAL.jpg

blacksheep
01-18-2015, 11:43 AM
Clarkson >>>> Dave Nonis

Wrong!!! Should be Clarkson <<<< Dave Nonis (who is himself worth very little as a result)

zeke
01-19-2015, 02:25 PM
Least forward PP points per 60, last 2yrs, minimum 100min:

1. C.Conacher: 0.5
2. Z.Girgensens: 0.5
3. C.Higgins: 1.2
4. D.Setoguchi: 1.2
5. D.Clarkson: 1.2

Hilariously bad.

Even funnier is that while those other teams are forced to play those guys, the leafs have zero reason to....aside from his contract:

Same last two yrs:

Kessel 5.4 (423:11)
Vanryk 4.5 (408:18)
kadri 4.4 (288:50)

Lupul 4.1 (223:26)
bozak 3.7 (313:36)
Holland 4.6 (39:01)

Panik 3.2 (79:50)
Booth 1.9 (33:14)
Santorelli 1.5 (85:12)
clarkson 1.2 (157:07)

Komarov 10.8 (4:10)
smith 5.4 (11:15)
winnik 0.0 (12:30)

Wayward DP
01-19-2015, 02:55 PM
^ just embarrassing

CTheBigPicture
01-19-2015, 02:58 PM
He's bad but I am just wondering how a player can suddenly forget how to play hockey? I mean he didn't go from 30 goals to 15, he isn't even an NHLer now.

LeafGm
01-19-2015, 03:36 PM
He's bad but I am just wondering how a player can suddenly forget how to play hockey? I mean he didn't go from 30 goals to 15, he isn't even an NHLer now.
David Clarkson's not really a unique example. Every once and a while, a perfect storm of favourable circumstances will lift a marginal player to the 30 goal mark. It's mostly about luck, and being in the right place at the right time. Just look at Nikolai Kulemin. Or Jonas Hoglund, who scored 29 goals for us once upon a time.

But if you avoid looking ONLY at the season and a half that he scored at a 25-30 goal pace, and instead look at the entire body of work that is his career, including his offensive performance in junior hockey and in the AHL---it's pretty obvious that he's always been a marginal 3rd/4th line player who will struggle to hit the 30 point mark, let alone the 30 goal mark.

Metalleaf
01-19-2015, 10:21 PM
Carlyle >> Clarkson

blacksheep
01-19-2015, 10:26 PM
Carlyle >> Clarkson

Considering how bad Carlyle is, that is the disgusting truth...

budman89
01-19-2015, 10:35 PM
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2013/06/Howard-the-Duck.jpg

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!

budman89
01-19-2015, 10:42 PM
The really sad thing is, injured, broken-down shitty Colby Armstrong was probably still a better hockey player than David Clarkson.

The only thing Clarkson's got on Armstrong is his shot.

So Armstrong > Clarkson

Matrim
01-23-2015, 06:20 PM
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2015/1/22/7867635/david-clarkson-is-a-balrog-he-cannot-pass


Now, to the post. Here's how it goes:

1st. We're gonna look at the stats on Clarkson and his ability to set up goals.

2nd. We’re gonna watch videos of all of his assists. Don’t worry, there've only been ten. [10]

3rd. We’re gonna try to find a Leaf line that Clarkson will fit on.

And finally, well... you’ll be in such pain by then you’ll think you were in Species’ basement.

Now, there will inevitably be a few idiots out there who think it doesn’t matter that David Clarkson is useless at helping his team-mates score goals. And when I say "a few idiots," I mean "the entire Toronto sports media." But, to be fair, I only call them idiots because they ignore such Clarkson-relevant facts as that:

" Tight-Checking" David Clarkson... has a worse plus/minus (- 23) than Phil Kessel.
"Defensive-Specialist" David Clarkson... has been given less than 1 minute of total ice-time on the PK.
"Clean-Hitting" David Clarkson... has 21 minor penalties this year, 6th worst of all NHL forwards.
"Value-For-Money" David Clarkson.... gets paid twice what Leo Komarov does. Except that Leo has more points, kills penalties, hits more, is a plus player and draws more penalties than he takes.

Anyway. My therapist says not to argue with idiots anymore. So instead, let's look at something the media never talks about. Namely, the fact that David Clarkson is one of the worst play-making and goal-creating Leaf forwards. Ever.

How is Nonis or any of the pro scouts with the Leafs still employed, how does this player get the contract he got in this day and age? Read through it all and be sad.

Killer93
01-23-2015, 06:27 PM
Brett Lebda >> David Clarkson

LeafGm
01-23-2015, 06:50 PM
Brett Lebda, the legend who managed to be a -3 in a game his team won 9-3.

But yeah, still better than Clarkson.

Killer93
01-24-2015, 11:28 AM
@Jeffler: David Clarkson has a lower points/60 on the powerplay this year (0.61) than Robyn Regehr has on the penalty kill (0.71).

CH1
01-24-2015, 12:19 PM
At least he gave you guys a hometown discount.

CTheBigPicture
01-24-2015, 12:33 PM
I am pretty sure this has been said before but just in case.

Clarkson < Il Mago

blacksheep
01-25-2015, 10:33 AM
Brett Lebda >> David Clarkson

LOL!

JohnnyHolmes
01-25-2015, 10:51 AM
How is Nonis or any of the pro scouts with the Leafs still employed, how does this player get the contract he got in this day and age? Read through it all and be sad.

He would have got the same or close to it somewhere else.

GEEMAN
01-25-2015, 07:09 PM
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2015/1/22/7867635/david-clarkson-is-a-balrog-he-cannot-pass



How is Nonis or any of the pro scouts with the Leafs still employed, how does this player get the contract he got in this day and age? Read through it all and be sad.

At some point the light bulb has to go on for these moronic teams and not its not a Leaf issue , its a league problem. How many Clarkson , Andy Mcdonald, Bryzgalov , Gomez, Brian Campbell , Vinny ( Philly deal ) , Gionta , Leino and the many dozen bad deals in the last few years .

They dont save jobs , they never work , they dont make your team better , and when you as an owner/gm get your balls kicked in time and time stop the nonsene.

You could take 10 of us in a boardroom during a UFA meeting , can someone explain WTF was Clarkson going to bring to this team that has been bad for a decade ?

What are you a Clarkson away from ? :shocked:

blacksheep
02-10-2015, 10:10 PM
Clarkson <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Reilly's smelly wet jockstrap

Killer93
02-11-2015, 07:27 AM
Jonas Frogren > David Clarkson

leafman101
02-11-2015, 07:35 AM
Clarkson's contract > Clarkson

Wayward DP
02-11-2015, 08:41 AM
Clarkson's contract > Clarkson

A new low for Dave...

LeafGm
02-11-2015, 09:10 AM
Senile, Sun-tanned Cliff Fletcher > David Clarkson

Wayward DP
02-11-2015, 09:26 AM
IS > Clarkson

...or is that going too far?

MyNameIsJonas
02-11-2015, 09:27 AM
10 game suspension Clarkson>14 Clarkson> 15 Clarkson

Deckie007
02-11-2015, 09:41 AM
MNIJ's shitty posts > Clarkson

Wayward DP
02-11-2015, 12:27 PM
MNIJ's shitty posts > Clarkson

Let's not go too far...

Deckie007
02-11-2015, 01:31 PM
I may have crossed a line...

LeafOfFaith
02-11-2015, 01:36 PM
Zamboni > Clarkson, the Human Zamboni.

Blueman
02-11-2015, 08:20 PM
MNIJ's shitty posts > Clarkson

:thumbup:well played

blacksheep
02-11-2015, 10:55 PM
Reverend Kerry Fraser's insights on hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Clarkson

Wayward DP
02-12-2015, 04:22 PM
blacksheep > clarkson

blacksheep
02-12-2015, 07:43 PM
My caphit is much lower too.

Preston_Mizzi
02-12-2015, 07:51 PM
blacksheep > clarkson

WRONG

Preston_Mizzi
02-12-2015, 07:51 PM
My caphit is much lower too.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's so unfunny

blacksheep
02-12-2015, 07:57 PM
I'm here all week.

blacksheep
03-03-2015, 08:56 PM
One final entry, now that the pylon is gone:
Clarkson <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Nonis' judgement

Metalleaf
03-03-2015, 09:10 PM
@ToddSharrock: #CBJ RW David Clarkson has an upper body injury and will not return to tonight's game vs. the Caps.

LeafGm
03-03-2015, 09:16 PM
Injured David Clarkson > Healthy David Clarkson

blacksheep
03-03-2015, 09:21 PM
Healthy Clarkson <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< career-ending injured Horton

blacksheep
03-03-2015, 09:39 PM
Clarkson <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< two FLA goalies injured in the same game

KingBrodeur
03-04-2015, 05:02 PM
@ToddSharrock: #CBJ RW David Clarkson has an upper body injury and will not return to tonight's game vs. the Caps.

Clarkson out for the year.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/david-clarkson-out-for-season-because-he-s-a-blue-jacket--hence-injured-215348154.html

Metalleaf
03-04-2015, 05:04 PM
This might help them pulled ahead of the Leafs.

Blueman
03-04-2015, 07:39 PM
Clarkson out for the year.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/david-clarkson-out-for-season-because-he-s-a-blue-jacket--hence-injured-215348154.html

He tore his oblique banging Phaneuf's wife

Hoss
03-04-2015, 07:46 PM
OMG, I saw this... even Braydon Colbourn took a puck off his hand in practice and broke his finger. and now he's gone 6 weeks. Crazy

LeafGm
03-04-2015, 07:56 PM
This might help them pulled ahead of the Leafs.
Yep. Maybe Columbus will start winning again, now that they're also without Tank Commander Clarkson.

Bleedsblue&white
03-04-2015, 08:25 PM
I'm here all week.

If only.

LeafOfFaith
03-04-2015, 08:25 PM
Connolly also injured almost immediately for Boston.