Around the League 2019-2026 Edition

[Habspatrol]

Nobody makes fun of us more than us. Nice try though.

Dude, I missed a fuckin dash... that was supposed to be 19-67 which is the shot totals in this series so far. I'd never go for the low hanging fruit like that.

 

[Habspatrol]

Charlie horse, hopefully not a knee injury

Don't act like you wouldn't jizz in your pants if he was out for the playoffs.

 

[Preston]

Habs are clearly outmatched vs the canes. But canes clearly have their very own issues that have plagued them for years. It's anyone's series! Habs will probably need to average more than 17 shots/game tho. Sorry habsy.

 

[Feyd]

Don't act like you wouldn't jizz in your pants if he was out for the playoffs.

Unlike the haters that celebrated Gudas hit on Matthews, I don’t celebrate injuries to star players

 

[Habsy]

And I think you respect talent.

 

[Habsy]

Habs are clearly outmatched vs the canes. But canes clearly have their very own issues that have plagued them for years. It's anyone's series! Habs will probably need to average more than 17 shots/game tho. Sorry habsy.

Not with Freddy. Worry not, Dobeš doesn’t lose consecutive games.

 

[Feyd]

In fact I’ve made several posts here in the past calling out the NHL as the only league that doesn’t protect their stars and what a joke it is

 

[Habspatrol]

Unlike the haters that celebrated Gudas hit on Matthews, I don’t celebrate injuries to star players

I hate Gudas and he should have been suspended 20 games for that. I also hate that he took Matthews out... but I bet you don't.

 

[Preston]

I hate Gudas and he should have been suspended 20 games for that. I also hate that he took Matthews out... but I bet you don't.

 

[Habspatrol]

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WTF does Tilda Swinton have to do with this??

 

[CH1]

WTF does Tilda Swinton have to do with this??

botox lips for guys is a big Gen Z trend, dude.

 

[trujaysfan]

Don't act like you wouldn't jizz in your pants if he was out for the playoffs.

Maybe we would have seen a ghost?

I want full strength habs to lose.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Not with Freddy. Worry not, Dobeš doesn’t lose consecutive games.

The legend of Dobes, the consecutively undefeated. A tale as old as time itself.

 

[BG]

Dobes reminds me of a young Andersen.

 

[Habsy]

The kid has had a pretty remarkable rookie year.

 

[zeke]

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His knees are on the ice and Dobson's stick is maybe 3 ft off the ice. Cannot be a high stick.

Classic post.

 

[MindzEye]

This is why the Leafs lose Zeke.

 

[Habsy]

Can't fix what you don’t know is broken. I feel for you guys.

Fuck that was short lived.