Updates and Rumours from around the League

[Leafovic]

Sens up for the Semin challenge?

 

[MindzEye]

3rd period Semin mistake makes a mess in Montreal.

 

[LeafGm]

Best typo ever from the hockey news


Rumor Roundup: Flyers, Sharks and Oilers buzz
By Lyle Richardson
The Philadelphia Flyers have again attempted to shit out Vincent Lecavalier, but still to no avail. The Flyers currently have less than $1 million in cap space and could look to ship out players before the season begins, and defenseman Luke Schenn could be one option. Meanwhile, the San Jose Sharks are looking to add on the blueline and the Edmonton Oilers could be searching for a bottom-six forward. More

Heh. "Shit out" is definitely an apt term, considering where Vincent Lecavalier currently is in his career.

And Hextall has his work cut out for him. The Flyers are just loaded with terrible contracts, both long and short-term:

Vincent Lecavalier: 3 years @ $4.5M
R.J. Umberger: 2 years @ $4.6M
Matt Read: 3 years @ $3.65M
Luke Schenn: 1 year @ $3.6M
Sam Gagner: 1 year @ $3.2M

 

[Leafovic]

Semin deposits the winner on Hammond, Phillips dissapointed he missed his chance

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Habs come from behind as Semin penetrates to score.

 

[Pronger84]

Habs come from behind as Semin penetrates to score.

The Habs fans roar as Semin ejaculates in celebration.

 

[Wayward DP]

Caps re-sign Holtby, 5 yrs, $30.5 million ($6.1 AAV)

 

[JohnnyHolmes]

Caps re-sign Holtby, 5 yrs, $30.5 million ($6.1 AAV)

I bet he celebrates with Semin.

 

[JohnnyHolmes]

The Habs fans roar as Semin ejaculates in celebration.

 

[MapleLeafBlueJayBoy]

The Habs fans roar as Semin ejaculates in celebration.

Keep trying, one day you will understand the thing we humans call humor.

 

[Volcanologist]

fantastic.

 

[Leafyblue]

That joke works in Victorian London.

 

[Habspatrol]

The Habs fans roar as Semin ejaculates in celebration.

Easily the funniest one yet.

 

[Feyd]

 

[JackBurton]

Hab fans are gonna eat Semin up.

Leaf won't break Hyman yet in Toronto.

 

[Habsy]

Therrien loads up first line with Semin.

 

[JohnnyHolmes]

Bernier chokes on high, hard Semin shot.

 

[Kritter]

There goes Semin up the middle.

 

[Volcanologist]

Joyful Montreal fans splashed with Semin as Bergevin dives into free agency

 

[Leafovic]

Habs fan who was once skeptical now loves Semin