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OT: The M-Fing Food Thread

G-Dub said:
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Have to agree with this. Here is my revised Thanksgiving meal:
  • Chick-fil-A nuggets
  • Corn muffins (from a mix)
  • Fudge brownies
No reason to overcomplicate it or spend millions of years cooking a ridiculous feast. Everything here is delicious, convenient, and vastly better than the traditional offerings. Also with only 3 options you won't spend hours managing leftovers and assembling a plate with 80 different things on it. Less is more folks.
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I woke up this morning at 7:38am to go on some secret VPN computer to make this FUCKING INSANE post. This is what people believe?!?!?! Really?!?!?!
 
I've been trolled harder than anyone has ever been trolled in the history of the internet. Bravo, Green Hornet
 
Preston said:
I woke up this morning at 7:38am to go on some secret VPN computer to make this FUCKING INSANE post. This is what people believe?!?!?! Really?!?!?!
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You're a morning person. We know you're a morning person. You know how we know? Because you whine like a baby back bitch about having to be awake past 9:30 to watch hockey.

Posting at 7:38 am just means that you woke up at 4:38 and planned that shit for 3 hours.
 
MindzEye said:
You're a morning person. We know you're a morning person. You know how we know? Because you whine like a baby back bitch about having to be awake past 9:30 to watch hockey.

Posting at 7:38 am just means that you woke up at 4:38 and planned that shit for 3 hours.
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After the week I just had the LAST thing I'd want to do is go on my secret VPN computer to make funny posts about fast food. I do not have the energy or the time and I am a LITTLE surprised that people are still convinced that I am Mr. Wallace. Have I lied all this time about never eating out and especially not with fast food? I didn't even know that Chick Fil A had nuggets or A&W had gravy but now all of a sudden I'm some sort of expert on this shit? Come on, fellas.
 
Preston said:
After the week I just had the LAST thing I'd want to do is go on my secret VPN computer to make funny posts about fast food. I do not have the energy or the time and I am a LITTLE surprised that people are still convinced that I am Mr. Wallace. Have I lied all this time about never eating out and especially not with fast food? I didn't even know that Chick Fil A had nuggets or A&W had gravy but now all of a sudden I'm some sort of expert on this shit? Come on, fellas.
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Nice try buddy, nice try.
 
Preston said:
After the week I just had the LAST thing I'd want to do is go on my secret VPN computer to make funny posts about fast food. I do not have the energy or the time and I am a LITTLE surprised that people are still convinced that I am Mr. Wallace. Have I lied all this time about never eating out and especially not with fast food? I didn't even know that Chick Fil A had nuggets or A&W had gravy but now all of a sudden I'm some sort of expert on this shit? Come on, fellas.
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also, thanks for finally admitting you have a secret VPN computer. I'm not sure I would call your posts 'funny' though. mixed bag.
 
At first I thought everyone was joking about it being me but I'm starting to think folks are serious. That is okay. This dude (and y'all if you're joking about this accusation) has executed this troll on me perfectly and it bothers me way more than it should. Bravo to all of you. You got me. Payback.
 
G-Dub said:
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Have to agree with this. Here is my revised Thanksgiving meal:
  • Chick-fil-A nuggets
  • Corn muffins (from a mix)
  • Fudge brownies
No reason to overcomplicate it or spend millions of years cooking a ridiculous feast. Everything here is delicious, convenient, and vastly better than the traditional offerings. Also with only 3 options you won't spend hours managing leftovers and assembling a plate with 80 different things on it. Less is more folks.
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this is your best alter ego
 
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