Merry Christmas

[Metalleaf]

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

May you all drink the finest wines, scotches, and beers available to you.

 

[Deckie007]

You can't wish me a merry Christmas.

#waronChristmas

 

[JackBurton]

How bout' how warm it is? Can't remember a Christmas like this.

Merry Christmas.

 

[Habsy]

Sorry guys, Santa isn't coming. Just took him out with my AR10. Thought it was a home invasion.

 

[Metalleaf]

You can't wish me a merry Christmas.

#waronChristmas

You need more brown liquor. Come to Warden and 7 and I'll hook you up.

 

[MindzEye]

Sorry guys, Santa isn't coming. Just took him out with my AR10. Thought it was a home invasion.

Statistically speaking, it was far more likely to be a member of your family that you just took out by mistake. Might want to take a quick head count...though luckily you were just standing your ground and it's legal to commit minor genocides in your state as long as you're known for being afraid of shit, so you're in the clear legally.

 

[Metalleaf]

And white. Have a White Christmas.

 

[corksens]

Golfed today - in Ottawa. That's all the Christmas I need.

I know it's El Nino...but if global warming does this I am all in. Flooded islands be damned.

 

[Metalleaf]

Just means more water hazards

 

[Deckie007]

You need more brown liquor. Come to Warden and 7 and I'll hook you up.

Gimme your address. I'll send Jonas.

 

[MindzEye]

And white. Have a White Christmas.

**** you.

 

[MindzEye]

Golfed today - in Ottawa. That's all the Christmas I need.

I know it's El Nino...but if global warming does this I am all in. Flooded islands be damned.

Yeah, I'm down with chipping in to resettle a few people from the south pacific.

 

[Metalleaf]

I'd prefer a white Christmas to this balmy shit. I make a fire every Christmas Eve and can't do it cause El Niño is an *******.

 

[TimHorton]

Played golf today too.

That's why El Nino is

 

[Metalleaf]

Gimme your address. I'll send Jonas.

Okay. But the Hibiki and Northern Rye are sold out. Plenty of Laphroaig left though.

 

[Metalleaf]

Let me have a bonfire in my back yard and maybe I'll give El Niño a shot.

 

[Habsy]

Statistically speaking, it was far more likely to be a member of your family that you just took out by mistake. Might want to take a quick head count...though luckily you were just standing your ground and it's legal to commit minor genocides in your state as long as you're known for being afraid of shit, so you're in the clear legally.

Correct. Stand your ground is wonderful.

 

[Habsy]

Oh, family is fine. Including daughter's new beau unfortunately.

 

[number17]

I also golfed today ... it's the FIRST Christmas eve I've ever golfed ... it just feels so ... weird.

Merry Christmas y'all

 

[CTheBigPicture]

Merry Christmas everyone.