The Official Post-Bitch 2025-26 Regular Season Thread
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zeke
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How not-McDavid responds to contract questions:
View: https://x.com/Sportsnet/status/1968376255398764984
View: https://x.com/Sportsnet/status/1968376255398764984
zeke
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Volcanologist
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Ben Danford??? who the hell is that
zeke
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44 Forwards (14 / 15 / 15):
Knies --- Matthews --- Domi
Maccelli --- Tavares --- Nylander
McMann --- Roy --- Robertson
Lorentz --- Laughton --- Joshua
(Kampf --- Jarnkrok)
Cowan 20 --- Quillan 23 --- Haymes 22
Pezzetta 27 --- Groulx 25 --- Nylander 27
Shaw 33 --- Boyd 32 --- Lettieri 30
Tverberg 23 --- King 23 --- Kirwan 23
Pare 26 --- Johnson 27 --- Baddock 30
Valis 21 --- Kressler 22 --- Sim 21
McCue 20 --- Holinka 20 --- Rheume 23
Johnstone 29 --- Stevens 25 --- Sikic 22
Fontaine 25 --- Barbolini 25 --- Grainger 26
Hlacar 19 --- Hopkins 18 --- Nansi 18
23 Dmen (7/8/8):
McCabe --- Tanev
Rielly --- Carlo
Benoit --- OEL
Myers
Thrun 24 --- Villeneuve 23
Mermis 31 --- Benning 31
Webber 24 --- Rifai 27
Chadwick 20 --- Sharpe 22
Smith 21 --- Prokop 24
McLeary 22 --- Parsons 22
Mayes 19 --- Dodsworth 19
Conrad 18 --- Fellinger 18
6 goalies (2/2/2):
Stolarz
Woll
Hildeby 24
Akhtyamov 24
Peksa 23
Appleby 30
Knies --- Matthews --- Domi
Maccelli --- Tavares --- Nylander
McMann --- Roy --- Robertson
Lorentz --- Laughton --- Joshua
(Kampf --- Jarnkrok)
Cowan 20 --- Quillan 23 --- Haymes 22
Pezzetta 27 --- Groulx 25 --- Nylander 27
Shaw 33 --- Boyd 32 --- Lettieri 30
Tverberg 23 --- King 23 --- Kirwan 23
Pare 26 --- Johnson 27 --- Baddock 30
Valis 21 --- Kressler 22 --- Sim 21
McCue 20 --- Holinka 20 --- Rheume 23
Johnstone 29 --- Stevens 25 --- Sikic 22
Fontaine 25 --- Barbolini 25 --- Grainger 26
Hlacar 19 --- Hopkins 18 --- Nansi 18
23 Dmen (7/8/8):
McCabe --- Tanev
Rielly --- Carlo
Benoit --- OEL
Myers
Thrun 24 --- Villeneuve 23
Mermis 31 --- Benning 31
Webber 24 --- Rifai 27
Chadwick 20 --- Sharpe 22
Smith 21 --- Prokop 24
McLeary 22 --- Parsons 22
Mayes 19 --- Dodsworth 19
Conrad 18 --- Fellinger 18
6 goalies (2/2/2):
Stolarz
Woll
Hildeby 24
Akhtyamov 24
Peksa 23
Appleby 30
he wants to get paid before his next knee surgery at 32
LeafOfFaith
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Matty's comments concerning Marner today sounded so detached and indifferent that it was as surprising as it was heartwarming. He can say all he wants about loving him and friends for life, but there's no way they respect him after he bolted out of a situation on pretenses that none of the other players can echo as having experienced.
zeke
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leafman101
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Cowan is huge.
zeke
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Knies 6'3 232 --- Matthews 6'3 215 --- Domi 5'10 208
Maccelli 5'11 187 --- Tavares 6'1 217 --- Nylander 6'0 200
McMann 6'2 217 --- Roy 6'4 200 --- Joshua 6'3 218
Lorentz 6'4 219 --- Laughton 6'1 190 --- Robertson 5'9 180
Kampf 6'2 198 --- Jarnkrok 6'0 193
McCabe 6'1 210 --- Tanev 6'3 200
Rielly 6'1 219 --- Carlo 6'5 227
Benoit 6'4 210 --- OEL 6'2 190
Myers 6'5 221
Cowan 6'0 190 --- Quillan 6'1 204 --- 6'1 202
Pezzetta 6'1 222 --- Groulx 6'2 204 --- Nylander 6'1 197
Shaw 6'4 213 --- Boyd 6'0 184 --- Lettieri 5'10 188
Tverberg 5'11 187 --- King 6'3 202 --- Kirwan 6'2 216
McCue 6'3 196 --- Holinka 6'2 198 --- Valis 6'2 204
Hlacar 6'4 214 --- Hopkins 6'2 186 --- Nansi 6'4 197
Thrun 6'2 211 --- Villeneuve 6'2 197
Mermis 6'0 197 --- Benning 6'1 220
Webber 6'6 220 --- Rifai 6'2 211
Chadwick 6'4 208 --- Sharpe 6'3 204
Mayes 6'4 203 --- Danson 6'2 200
Smiith 6'5 219 --- Prokop 6'3 195
Conrad 6'3 210 --- Fellinger 6'4 203
Maccelli 5'11 187 --- Tavares 6'1 217 --- Nylander 6'0 200
McMann 6'2 217 --- Roy 6'4 200 --- Joshua 6'3 218
Lorentz 6'4 219 --- Laughton 6'1 190 --- Robertson 5'9 180
Kampf 6'2 198 --- Jarnkrok 6'0 193
McCabe 6'1 210 --- Tanev 6'3 200
Rielly 6'1 219 --- Carlo 6'5 227
Benoit 6'4 210 --- OEL 6'2 190
Myers 6'5 221
Cowan 6'0 190 --- Quillan 6'1 204 --- 6'1 202
Pezzetta 6'1 222 --- Groulx 6'2 204 --- Nylander 6'1 197
Shaw 6'4 213 --- Boyd 6'0 184 --- Lettieri 5'10 188
Tverberg 5'11 187 --- King 6'3 202 --- Kirwan 6'2 216
McCue 6'3 196 --- Holinka 6'2 198 --- Valis 6'2 204
Hlacar 6'4 214 --- Hopkins 6'2 186 --- Nansi 6'4 197
Thrun 6'2 211 --- Villeneuve 6'2 197
Mermis 6'0 197 --- Benning 6'1 220
Webber 6'6 220 --- Rifai 6'2 211
Chadwick 6'4 208 --- Sharpe 6'3 204
Mayes 6'4 203 --- Danson 6'2 200
Smiith 6'5 219 --- Prokop 6'3 195
Conrad 6'3 210 --- Fellinger 6'4 203
Volcanologist
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Gunnarwolfe Fontaine is a lock. has to be.
leafman101
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zeke
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crazy to think it's a noticeable different tbh but maybe.
I do believe tho that it's defiintiely possible for one insecure weirdo to spoil the mood for everyone.
thehabhater
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He becomes the Leafs all time goals leader by December 15th
MindzEye
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Yup. Moves up to 4th in points this season as well.
Fun fact: He's tied with Tim Horton for 1st in +/- as well
2-3 more normal Auston Matthews years and he'll be 1st in Goals, Even Strength Goals, PP Goals, Points, +/-, game winning goals, hatties
and will barely by 30. Anything resembling graceful aging and he's into 700+ goals, 1500+ points
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