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The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

He's coming to Toronto to check on how his boy's COD gameplay is coming along.

And also to march on our capital to free us from communist tyranny.
 
2yr AVG of 5v5 P1/60 and P/60

OEL 0.82 --> OEL 0.82
Rielly 0.80 ---> Rielly 0.80
McCabe 0.79 --> McCabe 0.79

Stecher 0.56 --> Raddysh 1.22
Carlo 0.25 --> Tanev 0.43
Benoit 0.26 --> Andrae 0.57


TOR --- CAR --- VGK

Raddysh 1.22 --- Gostisbehere 1.02 --- Theodore 1.06
OEL 0.82 --- Miller 0.86 --- Andersson 0.92

Rielly 0.80 --- Walker 0.71 --- Hanifin 0.76
McCabe 0.79 --- Nikishin 0.67 --- Korczak 0.67

Andrae 0.57 --- Chatfield 0.63 --- McNabb 0.53
Tanev 0.43 --- Slavin 0.48 --- Lauzon 0.34


 
Playoffs Clods

25: Carlo, Benoit
24: Boosh, Benoit
23: Schenn, (Holl?)
22: Boosh, (Holl?)
21: Bogo, (Holl?)
20: Ceci, (Holl?)
19: Hainsey, (Zaitsev?)
18: Hainsey, Polak, (Zaitev?)
17: Polak, (Zaitsev?), Marincin
 
I wonder what Tre is thinking right now. Like, you ingrates, I got you McKenna, and Knies and Willy signed long term, and you fucked up by trading Carlo for a fraction of what I paid, etc.

Or is he like, yeah, I'm a fucking worthless sack of shit and almost fucked the team for the next generation.
 
By the way, the deadline to make qualifying offers to RFAs is 5 pm ET tomorrow.

So...not sure what the plan is here, but I'd expect Andrae for sure has a contract by then, Robertson at minimum receives the QO, and fucking Danza I can only hope gets traded or left unqualified.
 
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