2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[Preston]

View: https://x.com/nylanderthews/status/1940850413718368614?t=0rknHcDNk5wv05pF4WmTFQ&s=19

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Boeser had zero desire to leave Vancouver.

Even with all the public drama with them last year, he still took their deal to stay.

Literally exactly what Marner should've done to repair the situation and his image, but that shit turned tail.

 

[manny]

I guess Boeser doesn’t know how nice it is in the Vegas suburbs.

 

[zeke]

yikes. that boeser rumor is scary.

unless it was a 1yr deal.

 

[Preston]

The actual article by Kyper says they offered a "much" shorter term. So maybe/hopefully no more than 3 years. Still a bit concerning tho.

Then again, I don't really trust Kyper so I'd like to see it confirmed by others.

 

[Volcanologist]

yikes. that boeser rumor is scary.

unless it was a 1yr deal.

behind the scenes the Leafs are pretty desperate. they probably offered Ehlers big money too.

 

[MindzEye]

horsealytics = the new efficiency



View: https://x.com/koshtorontosun/status/1940866061882314847

What in the actual fuck is this...

We're a stupid organization

 

[Cal Gal]

Okay, this could work.

 

[zeke]

The actual article by Kyper says they offered a "much" shorter term.

nice.

short-term big money deal to leave us set up to get a bigger prize in the near future is fine.

 

[zeke]

behind the scenes the Leafs are pretty desperate. they probably offered Ehlers big money too.

don't see it - they could have easily beat many many contracts handed out.

 

[Habsy]

What in the actual fuck is this...

We're a stupid organization

Seems like an organization really stuck in the past in thinking.

They have cars nowadays.

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://x.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1171800082456416256?t=87W1EVXml8YwbndvnO6zrw&s=19

#neverforget

Jesus fuck...I forgot that they insisted on being made whole on the bonuses Lou refused to pay.

 

[zeke]

What in the actual fuck is this...

We're a stupid organization

wow old man lighten up they're just having some fun.

 

[Volcanologist]

don't see it - they could have easily beat many many contracts handed out.

doesn't sound like it to me.. Marchand and Boeser, two guys who had no real intention of coming here, were option A and B??

 

[zeke]

doesn't sound like it to me.. Marchand and Boeser, two guys who had no real intention of coming here, were option A and B??

sure marchand for all the reasons.

but if they were desperate they could have easily bid more for Boeser.

 

[Volcanologist]

meh, their only chance to really improve was if they could sign 2 of the Florida guys. nobody else was going to make them really better than last year or anything with Marner departing.

I suppose cap space is the Leafs single biggest asset now. we gotta pray for some team or teams to get in a jam sometime this season,

then, like a circling seagull attacking a pizza slice, Treliving can strike

 

[thehabhater]

What in the actual fuck is this...

We're a stupid organization

If the horse can skate, it can quarterback the first powerplay

 

[MindzEye]

wow old man lighten up they're just having some fun.

Nah...I love fun. If they were taking the entire group on a horse riding thing as a fun team building moment, go wild. But this is them trying to use country nonsense as a teachable because the things our organization lacks is gritensity. See, what you don't realize is that kids and city people are soft and if only they were more like tough country folk, we wouldn't lose game 7's.

Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but I've spent way too much time around westerners and listened to their bullshit about how soft everyone else is.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Kyper is the one running around saying Byrum might get 12 AAV.

 

[zeke]