2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[leafman101]

I love Marchand. But reports are 3-4 years at $8 mill. That is tough to swallow.

 

[MindzEye]

the whole team had a 38% xg.

Then why was his xG rel -7.83 in sheltered usage?

 

[MindzEye]

I love Marchand. But reports are 3-4 years at $8 mill. That is tough to swallow.

Yeah, pass at those numbers.

 

[LeafGm]

I love Marchand. But reports are 3-4 years at $8 mill. That is tough to swallow.

Would really be the perfect conclusion to his rat-fuck, Leaf-killing career if the Leafs of all teams ended up being the ones on the hook for paying him real money and term exactly at the moment his performance falls off a cliff.

 

[leafman101]

Tre is definitely goign to give Tavares and Marchand 6 year deal though. To bring the cap hit down.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

It's even a step beyond that. I remember Mirtle alleging at one point that another one of the duties Marner's social media/PR team carries out is to brigade and attack members of the media online whenever they write or report something negative about Mitch.

He's one of the most thin-skinned little man-babies we've ever had on this team. Just totally obsessed with slights both real and imagined.

If I were a member of the Toronto media I'd antagonize the shit out of him just to make his social media flaks work for a living.

I very much doubt that Frank Orr, Al Strachan, Jim Hunt, Dick Beddoes, or Milt Dunnell would have been intimidated by the likes of Marner and his flunkies. They'd have had him for breakfast. They were real journalists, not shills like today.

 

[Wayward DP]

Tre is definitely goign to give Tavares and Marchand 6 year deal though. To bring the cap hit down.

and then we will be retroactively punished for it when they renegotiate the CBA

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Tre is definitely goign to give Tavares and Marchand 6 year deal though. To bring the cap hit down.

How do these work again? Like Tanev's?

If they retire early, the AAV gets wiped out?

 

[axlsalinger]

Winning would change that and make him a legend forever. He knows this.

as long as he doesn't have to skate within 70 feet of the front of the net or ever get touched by an opposing player he's all-in

 

[MindzEye]

as long as he doesn't have to skate within 70 feet of the front of the net or ever get touched by an opposing player he's all-in

The most indelible Marner memory in Toronto is definitely going to be that pussy spinorama fling pass into the neutral zone to avoid a hit immediately followed by the lazy back check directly to blame for a backbreaker goal against.

 

[Hoss]

If Marchand wants 24 mill ( 8 x 3)
Then Tre will do 6 x 4 or 4 x 6

 

[Preston]

View: https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1932224441360200124?t=PKwiBqLKaCul028ZvBGPqA&s=19

 

[Volcanologist]

I love Marchand. But reports are 3-4 years at $8 mill. That is tough to swallow.

It depends on how desperate you are

 

[Artnes]

Speaking of olds,does Burns have anything left in the tank?

 

[zeke]

not really.

probably about as much as Gio did.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

The most indelible Marner memory in Toronto is definitely going to be that pussy spinorama fling pass into the neutral zone to avoid a hit immediately followed by the lazy back check directly to blame for a backbreaker goal against.

Wasnt he shown yelling at his teammates to wake up after this looking like a faux leader tough guy?

 

[MindzEye]

Wasnt he shown yelling at his teammates to wake up after this looking like a faux leader tough guy?

The spinny turnaround and shitty back check was it for me. It was everything that was wrong with him the player. I could give a fuck how much of a whiny muppet he was if he was willing to sacrifice to win.

 

[leafman101]

can’t believe the Leafs gave up twice as much for Carlo as Walman was traded for.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

can’t believe the Leafs gave up twice as much for Carlo as Walman was traded for.

Word is the most offered for Ryan Donato was a 2nd, and Leafs paid 1+ for Slaught Cotton.

 

[Preston]

What the fuck does Jonas bring up Ryan Donato every chance he gets?