MindzEye
Wayward Ditch Pig
I just despise that people can’t make sincere mistakes
I mean, there are own goals when you're trying to clear a header off of a corner, and own goals where you hit a 20 yard screamer back to the keeper and pick your own corner.
This is the latter. Completely inept. How do you do this without having just one out of your army of parliamentary pages run a super duper quick background check on "First Ukrainian Division". You don't even need to read the fucking wiki, just take quick note that it redirects to this name:

At that point, the grade 9 canadian history syllabus should be able to guide you home safely and you keep your job.