Re: OT - Recent Movies You've Seen
Posted this in the playground forum, but it's kinda dead lately.....
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Much better than Temple Of Doom(the second in the series). But nowhere close to as good as Raiders or Crusade.
Random list of beefs.........
Indy didn't have dialogue. He had one-liners. Bad ones.
Horrible and excessive CGI.
Horrid cinematography. What the f**k is Spielberg's obsession with blown-out lighting?
The half-dimensional tag along characters: "Jonesy!" spouting good/bad guy, muttering loony, and Marion.
It tried to be funny and just came off stupid and goofy.
There was no sense of real emotion, threat, or suspense in the entire movie.
The editing was odd and shoddy.
John Williams "score" sounded more like recycled sound bytes.
Cartoon animals.
Cate Blanchett as the evil Russian was weak. Not a very good nemisis for Indy in my opinon.
I understand that there is a certain amount of plausibility that goes out the window in an action movie, but man I groaned out loud when Mutt all of a sudden became Tarzan and started to swing effortlessly through the jungle.
The ending pissed me off. Indiana Jones is about a boy scout that never grew up. Basically an adult boy scout who goes off to explore old ruins and site and discovers all this stuff.
Well, the ending wasn't about discovering ancient ruins, let's just leave it at that for no spoilers.
It's basically like National Treasure 1 & 2 level of a movie.
They seemed to share the same "Hey, here's a clue/here's a wisecrack/here's another location/here's another character/here's another clue/here's another wisecrack/here's an implausible action setpiece/here's another clue etc etc" format. I enjoyed the National Treasure movies for what they were, and I enjoyed the new Indy.
I just didn't enjoy it as an Indy film, if you get me.
I would of much rather of them explore Indy's Dad's mentioning Excalibur. Would of given the movie more heart, Indy finishing Dad's work, etc. Indy following the steps back in time to find the sword. The scenes shot in England alone would of been killer.
Cheers mates.