OT: NFL Thread

[GrandWazoo]

Nothing wrong with hiring attractive assistants if you have self-control. People knows in advance the ones that will get them in trouble.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

Nothing wrong with hiring attractive assistants if you have self-control. People knows in advance the ones that will get them in trouble.

I think the issue with assistants isn't that you want to bang them at the beginning but you work so closely, you end up wanting to anyway.

If they look like Donna on Suits, no one can resist

 

[Habsy]

I have to admit I usually do not hire ugly women as my assistants. I just treat them like sisters so there is no chance of any bad shit. As I told my present paralegal once when a really hot client hugged me as a thank you, I didn't want to get hard so I thought of you, she laughed and then went "hey"...

You do realize that is still sexual harassment right?

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

You do realize that is still sexual harassment right?

was years ago when no gave a crap about it to the same extent, and it is only harassment if the recipient sees it as same

 

[GrandWazoo]

I think the issue with assistants isn't that you want to bang them at the beginning but you work so closely, you end up wanting to anyway.

If they look like Donna on Suits, no one can resist

Understand that you’re playing with fire. Most VP here have unattractive but competent assistants. A few have attractive ones, and they always seems suspiciously close.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

that would limit most guys to massive whales

Most guys would fuck the whale if there were no other options. As Bill Maher once said, there are only 2 kinds of pussy: old and new.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

was years ago when no gave a crap about it to the same extent, and it is only harassment if the recipient sees it as same

Reminds me of a 70's porno I saw back when I was a teenager. The guy starts banging a chick who's asleep and she doesn't wake up until he's nearly finished. Yeah, totally plausible like the plot of all porn fulms, right?

So she says "Hey! What the hell are you doing?" The guy says "I'm fucking you." She replies "Isn't that called rape?" And the guy says "Only if you don't like it"

And then she decides she likes it.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Understand that you’re playing with fire. Most VP here have unattractive but competent assistants. A few have attractive ones, and they always seems suspiciously close.

It's simple. Have your wife sit in on the interview. If she says no, you aren't allowed to hire the applicant.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

I don't think Bijan likes homosexuals


View: https://x.com/i/status/1999359989312377201

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

And the PR department apology


View: https://x.com/i/status/1999355499301474603

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

I don't think Bijan likes homosexuals


View: https://x.com/i/status/1999359989312377201

Bijan Robinson when no one is looking:

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

Feel badly for Parsons re his knee injury yesterday. Wouldn't wish an ACL injury on an enemy.

Mahomes season is done with an ACL tear too.

Both were ugly injuries.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

Weird stat


View: https://x.com/i/status/2000594621953704019

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

Keep it up and you get a benching

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Keep it up and you get a benching

Why? It's a statement of fact. Why do you have so much trouble accepting objective reality?

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

Defying authority, repetitive trolling. Last warning.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

I thought defying authority was your thing. No one's asking you to wear a mask.

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

god you are so fucking exhausting it is pitiful

 

[TheCountofMonteCristo]

damn, and it wasn't even a contact play


View: https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2000626941137707233?s=20

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Guess the Patriots will be winning the Superbowl this season