• Moderators, please send me a PM if you are unable to access mod permissions. Thanks, Habsy.

OT: The News Thread

Yeayyyyyu.....

The street plows just passed and they shoved three feet of snow across the street. Poor them
.
.lol

Gonna buy a lottery ticket!
 
blacksheep said:
link

At first I thought he should have just let her kill herself with the poison, but they'd probably charge him with murder if that happened. Death by Cunnilingus. Only a witch can dream that shit up.
Click to expand...

That should be on 1000 ways to die. A Pleasurable death.

Now any time a woman asks a guy to eat them, the guy will have to pause and wonder why is she asking ;)
 
JohnnyHolmes said:
It wasn't until I spent a month in Peru that I became aware that two cars can fit in one lane.
Click to expand...

That's what freaked me out the first time I drove in Montreal.

One thing Quebec drivers do that drives me bonkers is drive around highways with their high beams on all the time.
 
Seems like an epidemic. Driving in Toronto has become almost intolerable. Over the past 20+ years ... steady, precipitous decline.
 
Driving home from the liquor store and a lady was stuck in the side perpendicular to a busy street. Car after car went around her without one person stopping to give a little push. Buncha failed humans walking around this planet. Of course I stopped and ended up being the sole pusher.
 
Speak for yourselves. I haven't run anyone down for WEEKS!

The problem with helping people is that they don't know how to help themselves. They don't know how to rock back and forth, they don't know not to try to plow with the front wheels, they don't know squat of how to get a car out. Probably 50% of the people who are stuck could get out if they knew how. I also have a trailer hitch and a tow rope in the van, but i'll be damn if I'm going to hook someone and land up with a rear ender.

Years ago, I was trying to help a man get out and he put the car in reverse, almost pinning my legs. Mehh....I'm kind of attached to them and what they do. So these days, unless it's a really old man or woman, or to check to see if they are hurt if they have gone into the ditch, I'm not getting out.
 
Last edited:
There's actually quite a bit of snow out there. Just went out to dig my car out and get a path to the alley way (laneway exits thusly). Not sure because there's lots of drifting but it looks like about a foot and a half. Of course, it drifts behind my gate to about 3 feet. Nice workout.
 
Just got in. 3 fargin hrs out there. Einstein here, buys himself a house with 2 separate driveways, a 30 step stairway up to the front door and a corner lot to boot. What's more, a couple of kids with shovels showed up earlier offering to remove the snow. "Nah! I can handle it, ty."

Ya good work out. Fuk me.
 
Just remember to stretch it out, lou. Wouldn't be getting out of bed tomorrow without the lower back stretches.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top