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If I had mega-millions, the first cars I bought would be used. Not because I'm not materialistic, but because they don't make the top 10-15 cars on my list anymore. Of course "used Maserati Quattroporte" doesn't exactly sound like 'i'm still a pleb.' And some of the other 100 cars I'd buy with that kind of money would be a bit ostentatious too...
 
If I had mega-millions, the first cars I bought would be used. Not because I'm not materialistic, but because they don't make the top 10-15 cars on my list anymore. Of course "used Maserati Quattroporte" doesn't exactly sound like 'i'm still a pleb.' And some of the other 100 cars I'd buy with that kind of money would be a bit ostentatious too...

Heh.

I always think of that scene in Office Space when the subject of being filthy rich enters my mind.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?

Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Well, yeah.

Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.

That would be me. I would do nothing. I would just do it in a really nice place.

And two chicks at the same time of course.
 
Doing nothing gets old fast. You'd do it for the first year or two at the most, and then get into something, even if it was just overseeing blowing your millions on charity, or collecting something, or starting a business with said money.
 
Unless we're talking mega-mega money then I would want to still work - but something that is more enjoyable than finance.
 
You could definitely go back to university or college and take all the courses or programs that you wanted to but couldn't afford/didn't have the time for.

Working on an archaeological site or something like that could be pretty cool if you had the disposable income to get the skills to do so.
 
heading off to buy a lotto ticket...let you guys know how it goes

but honestly doing nothing get extremely boring

first thing i would do is travel...a lot
 
Heh.

I always think of that scene in Office Space when the subject of being filthy rich enters my mind.



That would be me. I would do nothing. I would just do it in a really nice place.

And two chicks at the same time of course.

I would do the same.

I would throw in a little Golf and Tennis in there as well.
 
Heh.

I always think of that scene in Office Space when the subject of being filthy rich enters my mind.

That would be me. I would do nothing. I would just do it in a really nice place.

And two chicks at the same time of course.
I took about 6-7 months off work about a year and a half ago. Quit a job that I hated, and besides getting a puppy and raising him, I mostly did "nothing".

I often thought of that Office Space quote "I did nothing, and it was everything I hoped it could be."

If I ever came into a massive amount of money, I'd probably do a lot of nothing again. Without the concern of conserving money though, I'd do a lot more travelling as well.
 
I took about 6-7 months off work about a year and a half ago. Quit a job that I hated, and besides getting a puppy and raising him, I mostly did "nothing".

I often thought of that Office Space quote "I did nothing, and it was everything I hoped it could be."

If I ever came into a massive amount of money, I'd probably do a lot of nothing again. Without the concern of conserving money though, I'd do a lot more travelling as well.

6 months of raising a puppy sounds pretty awesome
 
LOL I posted a different video of the same event in the Canadian politics thread. Just unbelievable. He's clearly got substance abuse issues.
 
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The idea of beating the banks at their own game may seem like a rich joke, but Dmitry Agarkov, a 42-year-old Russian man, may have managed it. Unhappy with the terms of an unsolicited credit card offer he received from online bank Tinkoff Credit Systems, Agarkov scanned the document, wrote in his own terms and sent it through. The bank approved the contract without reading the amended fine print, unwittingly agreeing to a 0 percent interest rate, unlimited credit and no fees, as well as a stipulation that the bank pay steep fines for changing or canceling the contract.

Agarkov used the card for two years, but the bank ultimately canceled it and sued Agarkov for $1,363. The bank said he owed them charges, interest and late-payment fees. A court ruled that, because of the no-fee, no-interest stipulation Agarkov had written in, he owed only his unpaid $575 balance. Now Agarkov is suing the bank for $727,000 for not honoring the contract's terms, and the bank is hollering fraud. "They signed the documents without looking. They said what usually their borrowers say in court: 'We have not read it,'” Agarkov's lawyer said.
I've tried this, but unfortunately, the financial institution was paying attention, and caught the alterations. They did, however, counter-offer with a contract that was better than the original one, so it did have some positive effect.
 
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