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The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

So they hired a guy who nobody even mentioned once, not one time in any rumor, which is hilarious.

He seems to be an accomplished (by the numbers) guy who likes offense more than defense, but doesn’t in any way ignore defense.

I watch a decent amount of Kings hockey and they played a fast, crisp, smart style that I was actually jealous of. I always figured they were just faster and younger or something and never paid attention but naturally the coaching and systems could have been the difference maker.

And yeah, Hiller looks the part. I’m good with that, and don’t expect to want to throw something at his face or projectile vomit at the sight of him like the last clown and others like him.
 

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You may see this tossed around. But as an avid standings watcher, I can absolutely assure you that the LA Kings had by far the easiest strength of schedule in the NHL in their final 23 games. It was one of the reasons I was so bullish on them making the playoffs! They had Vancouver 3 times, the Leafs, the flames twice, etc. But even then, they weren't particularly great.
 
I hope Chayka isn’t one of these guys who trades for the sake of making trades. I don’t want to have any deals that involve Knies or Willy. Deal around the supporting cast to upgrade, but no blockbusters just to get in the news.
 

View: https://x.com/i/status/2067265363448901754

You may see this tossed around. But as an avid standings watcher, I can absolutely assure you that the LA Kings had by far the easiest strength of schedule in the NHL in their final 23 games. It was one of the reasons I was so bullish on them making the playoffs! They had Vancouver 3 times, the Leafs, the flames twice, etc. But even then, they weren't particularly great.

That tweeter is a die hard Habs fan.
 
I hope Chayka isn’t one of these guys who trades for the sake of making trades. I don’t want to have any deals that involve Knies or Willy. Deal around the supporting cast to upgrade, but no blockbusters just to get in the news.
Tbh I’m all for anything that gets us a top elite dman. Knies, Willy, Cowan whatever. Do something different than we’ve done. Get the best dman we can get.
 
"This brand"

Oh please shut the fuck up about things that don't matter in the least. The brand was fine when a nepo baby and a caveman were the faces of it but now, just now the brand is in trouble? Fuck off
 
The Bourne Renaissance has been amazing to see!

From the article:

"Nylander never listened to the “defence first” stuff anyway, so I’m not sure this will affect him much."

🤣🤣🤣

An' that's one of the many reasons we loves ya, Willie. 😍😍😊
 
He's a shameless idiot, probably the worst of the whole bunch, and fuck his homemade studio with his heavily discounted Home Depot paneling


That’s not even real wall panelling. That’s the same cheap-ass grey laminate flooring that every single shitty house flipper installs when they do their half-ass, surface-level renovations.
 
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