The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/OilersJack/status/2053556276664418709?s=20

 

[thehabhater]

This guy fucks


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYAuPIkSm-2/?igsh=bzM1dnB1b2VsMnV4

Clearly spoken like a man of hockey knowledge and fashion sense.

 

[thehabhater]

View: https://x.com/OilersJack/status/2053556276664418709?s=20

Umm. That is an old photo

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://x.com/OilersJack/status/2053556276664418709?s=20

Isn't that photo from months ago?

 

[Preston]

2024. And in Toronto.

 

[thehabhater]

2024. And in Toronto.

View: https://x.com/DobberHockey/status/1830349430685642829

 

[LeafGm]

Really digging around down at the bottom of the barrel for things to push this "Matthews is leaving" storyline, eh?

 

[thehabhater]

Really digging around down at the bottom of the barrel for things to push this "Matthews is leaving" storyline, eh?

Expect to see the photo repeatedly for the next 2 years

Either that, or both have limited wardrobe options

 

[MindzEye]

Expect to see the photo repeatedly for the next 2 years

Either that, or both have limited wardrobe options

Well yeah, Chayka is going to sell Auston on the Triple Bacon Masterplan and #HeStay, McKenna is going to be a stud, and Connor is clearly sick of that shit in Edmonton.

 

[thehabhater]

Well yeah, Chayka is going to sell Auston on the Triple Bacon Masterplan and #HeStay, McKenna is going to be a stud, and Connor is clearly sick of that shit in Edmonton.

I’ll bet that he seriously regrets signing that cut rate extension last year.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I hope he is. It was the dumbest thing he ever did in his life.