The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

[MindzEye]

The Blues are having their draft party at a retirement village?

 

[Preston]

Pronman's #1 pick!

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

The Blues are having their draft party at a retirement village?

That thing is being catered with the most bland unseasoned food.

Even Gary had a what the fuck was that attitude.

 

[CH1]

As an aside, how man players in the league have dads who were once drafted by an NHL team? I think it’ll be over 10% soon.

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[CH1]

Pronman's #1 pick!

STEAL!!!!

 

[MindzEye]

Even Gary had a what the fuck was that attitude.

"uh, yeah, at least it worked this time"

The NHL is a deeply unserious league.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/koshtorontosun/status/2070665062776226029?s=20

 

[CH1]

View: https://x.com/koshtorontosun/status/2070665062776226029?s=20

He hasn’t met Simmons yet. Kids today are so naive

 

[MindzEye]

Just get Chuck, Shaq, and Kenny next year for the NHL draft. Them not knowing what the fuck is going on would be a huge step up.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Sam Cosentino has an awkward bootstraps story for all these kids

 

[leafman101]

The Leafs have added a generational talent, one of the best dmen in the league last year, one of the best unheralded analytic potential upside dmen and now they’re going to get Werenski.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

"uh, yeah, at least it worked this time"

The NHL is a deeply unserious league.

Were going to miss Gary when he's gone.

It will be the same corporate owner puppet stooge minus the self awareness to lean into the hate

 

[CH1]

Sam Cosentino has an awkward bootstraps story for all these kids

I’m not sure how he has a career. He’s like the guy they always forget to fire

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I’m not sure how he has a career. He’s like the guy they always forget to fire

Other glasses is also fucking terrible.

 

[Feyd]

The Blues are having their draft party at a retirement village?

 

[MindzEye]

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That's a lot of olds...

 

[leafman101]

Leafs should trade up for Lin.

 

[Kritter]

I’m pretty sure I’d buy a used car from Matthew Schaefer

 

[Feyd]

View: https://x.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/2070664074275311978

 

[Slinger 48]

It's 8:20 and they're just now doing the 10th pick.

I miss when the teams were all on the floor and everyone was throwing phones around.

Yeah, this is boring as fuck.

I shut it off and came in here to listen to you guys instead.