The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

[zeke]

Type 2 coming fast, don't you worry.

 

[zeke]

steals.


View: https://x.com/LeafsPR/status/2082507768141897946?s=20

 

[MindzEye]

Fucking huge.


Also, who?

 

[MindzEye]

Former agent that worked for Mike Gillis, amateur scout for the Canucks from 09-20, Minnesota amateur scout from 2020 to 10 minutes ago.

 

[Preston]

Former agent that worked for Mike Gillis, amateur scout for the Canucks from 09-20, Minnesota amateur scout from 2020 to 10 minutes ago.

Oh shit steal for real

 

[zeke]

Palango - Brackett's right hand man in both vancouver and minnesota. So brackett moves up to VP here and Palango moves into the same director role brackett had in minny.

Rossen - Chayka's nerdalytics guy in arizona

Perpich - senators scout for the last decade. maybe alfie likes him.

 

[Preston]

Your new face of analytics:

 

[worm]

Your new face of analytics:

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Is this nerd at least wearing contacts?

 

[MindzEye]

Your new (punchable) face of analytics:

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[Preston]

He's a 34 year old kid with a masters in business economics at Brock. Been an nhlpa agent since getting canned by the coyotes.

Young emerging star, what a steal

 

[BG]

 

[leafman101]

A certificate from Harvard in Data Science.

That is better than Tulskys Harvard PHD in bio chemical engineering or whatever .

 

[Preston]

Now maybe he can build a time machine to convince Chayka that it's not 2003 anymore with that bobrovsky signing!

 

[LeafGm]

He's a 34 year old kid with a masters in business economics at Brock. Been an nhlpa agent since getting canned by the coyotes.

Young emerging star, what a steal

The same elite school that pumped out Kyle Dubas!!! Much excite

 

[Preston]

The same elite school that pumped out Kyle Dubas!!! Much excite

I almost left out "at Brock" because I didn't want to scare anyone, but I pride myself on full transparency, so I had to include it.

 

[CH1]

nothing compares to the GOAT

 

[zeke]

Brad Rossen: Economics, Stathletes & The Arizona Coyotes

Brad Rossen – Director of Statistical Analysis I was fortunate enough that Brad Rossen – Director of Statistical Analysis for the Arizona Coyotes, took the time out of his busy schedule to an…

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[Artnes]

Your new face of analytics:

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[Cal Gal]

nothing compares to the GOAT

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Lol: Cal Guy.

 

[Preston]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2082562620843049081

I trust this dude


(Steal)