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[MindzEye]

How do his internal organs not break down from age? That’s nuts. He could’ve been Lincoln’s pet turtle as a kid. I hope he lives forever and eventually learns how to speak.

If he learned to speak the first thing he would do was shit talk your food takes

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I’d start eating turtles then. He’s been around long enough to know the risks.

 

[anne25]

Hermit faces eviction from beachside cave home — BBC News

Nisim has spent almost 50 years building and decorating his home in the Israeli town of Herzliya.

apple.news

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I was following just the light blue one from the beginning - what a journey. You're my boy, blue!

 

[drewser]

 

[MindzEye]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

 

[zeke]

Wtf

 

[Deckie007]

I feel like I could watch that a mullion times and still not get it right

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[MindzEye]

I feel like I could watch that a mullion times and still not get it right

I found another video that will help

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

You mean you've never put a leash on your pet and taken it out for a fly before?

 

[zeke]

First time I've ever wanted a pet.

 

[MindzEye]

Why I play GTA Online summed up in one video



This is a role playing server, so not indicative of normal gameplay...but still

 

[LeafOfFaith]

 

[MindzEye]

 

[Kritter]

there is stupid... and there is that.