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2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

Yes, it gives you a unique window into my soul to know what I watched on tv when I was 7 years old, you dickhead.

Do you realize you're replying to all these other guys and they don't even see it? I didn't realize that till today, and eventually you will bore me enough to block you and then you can spend endless hours typing replies that go straight into limbo. I don't know why I haven't yet, but it's imminent.
I keep forgetting how young you are. When I was 7 I was watching All in the Family and The Jeffersons.
 
Firmly in his prime at age 28, Marner leaves the 108-year-old franchise ranked fourth all-time in assists (520) and fifth all-time in points (741). Anyone ahead of him on those Leafs list has a banner in the rafters and a plaque in the Hall. Ol’ pass-first Marner even ranks 14th all-time among Leafs goal scorers (221).

😢
 
Firmly in his prime at age 28, Marner leaves the 108-year-old franchise ranked fourth all-time in assists (520) and fifth all-time in points (741). Anyone ahead of him on those Leafs list has a banner in the rafters and a plaque in the Hall. Ol’ pass-first Marner even ranks 14th all-time among Leafs goal scorers (221).

😢
Fuck him.

We’re going to be better without him.
 
Firmly in his prime at age 28, Marner leaves the 108-year-old franchise ranked fourth all-time in assists (520) and fifth all-time in points (741). Anyone ahead of him on those Leafs list has a banner in the rafters and a plaque in the Hall. Ol’ pass-first Marner even ranks 14th all-time among Leafs goal scorers (221).

😢
Literally one person is sad about this
 
The Leafs are paying Tavares-Roy-Maccelli just under $11 mill. Which IMO perfectly illustrates why signing Tavares in the first place was so detrimental. That’s a whole, legit middle 6, line of players.

Was Tavares ever with an entire 2nd/3rd line with the Leafs? He couldn’t even carry his own line in the playoffs.
 
Yes, it gives you a unique window into my soul to know what I watched on tv when I was 7 years old, you dickhead.

Do you realize you're replying to all these other guys and they don't even see it? I didn't realize that till today, and eventually you will bore me enough to block you and then you can spend endless hours typing replies that go straight into limbo. I don't know why I haven't yet, but it's imminent.
Be warned, it is pretty liberating
 
And now I think the Leafs can put together 3 lines that can score. In an ideal world they need a top line forward and to rework the D a bit so they can play faster/Berube hockey. When he won they had Pietro, Dunn, and Parayko.
 
A guy that wasn’t qualified but I’d take a shot on is Arthur Kaliyev. Over the last 4 years he has 0.86 ixG/60 and a 5.95 sh%.

On top of that he has 0.19 rel x GF%.

I’m sure he’d cost the min and potentially be a guy that can score on the 4th line.
 
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