2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[LeafOfFaith]

I wouldn’t take back anything. Fuck doing any other team favors

Only because of the rumored return. If we got something good, then fuck the spite and do it, but this sucks.

 

[LeafGm]

Telling Mitch and the team signing him to go fuck themselves would definitely be the most satisfying thing to do.

But if they want to give up something that has genuine value in order to sign him in advance of July 1st, may as well take it.

 

[thehabhater]

Hospital service the first time that he touches the puck

 

[thehabhater]

Only because of the rumored return. If we got something good, then fuck the spite and do it, but this sucks.

You knew that this was coming

 

[Leafin']

We don’t need another teams scrubs taking up space. If they want to move something of value to fit the entitled little cunt ok then.

Otherwise fuck off. We don’t need Hague eating 5 mil of cap.

 

[thehabhater]

We don’t need another teams scrubs taking up space. If they want to move something of value to fit the entitled little cunt ok then.

Otherwise fuck off. We don’t need Hague eating 5 mil of cap.

Unless we can flip them in a trade

 

[LeafOfFaith]

”Pat Burns, he calls me, Mike Keane and Russ Courtnall into his office one day. He’s steaming, he’s red everywhere. We hade been out a bit and the team hadn’t been playing as well as we should had been. We’re sitting there and we’re scared as hell. What is he going to say to us? He’s staring at all the three of us. He looks at Keane and goes ’What do you think you’re doing? You’re out almost every night drinking’. And he looks at Russ and goes ’I don’t even know why you’re going out, you’re too small to be drinking with these two guys’. That guy, he’s a horse’. He points to me and goes ’He can do it. You two idiots can’t. Don’t go out with him!’”
– Shayne Corson.

Some comic relief to get us through.

 

[zeke]

welcome, roy and hague.


View: https://x.com/dalter/status/1939072967381815498

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1939074175643328763

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Well if the rumor was true, it’d be done already…right?

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

There’s no tax-free state team willing to offer $14M+? If Mitchy is going full greed then go for the max.

He isnt going "full greed", he's going "full fuck the Leafs because I felt I was disrespected".

 

[Leafin']

Tre is such a loser

 

[LeafOfFaith]

They’d have to dump $7m+ to fit him in at $12m. Roy is only $3m and Hague is an rfa so doesn’t even count.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

And fuck, make them take Kampf as part of it at least.

 

[zeke]

Karlsson would be nice.

 

[Leafin']

Karlsson AND Roy would be a nice bit of business.

 

[zeke]

They’d have to dump $7m+ to fit him in at $12m. Roy is only $3m and Hague is an rfa so doesn’t even count.

actually there's that thing where Pietro might miss the season so they have the space.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1939076757367279735

 

[zeke]

we better hear a deafening MITCH THE BITCH chant all game every game he is here.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/markhmasters/status/1939077906665558026