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OT: Post Corona - What Will Change?

Wayward DP said:
Yeah this tigers eat humans therefore house cats want to kill you nonsense is weak, weak stuff.
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Yeah we need hockey back. We're now arguing whether or not cats want to eat human beings and saying it's wrong to have preferences of pets vs no pets and cats vs dogs. We've officially run out of shit to talk about. Also since when do we care about what cats/dogs really want out of us? They're animals. It really isn't that deep. Dogs just like being fed and cats may or may not want to murder their owners (but don't actually do it). The end.
 
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Bears are a bit grumpy. Most of the huge dog breeds are the gentlest ones.

I don't mind cats but alot of them would absolutely murder you if they were bigger.

LeafOfFaith said:
I see these people walking their dogs, putting their bagged hands around their fresh shit, and storing it away wherever till they can throw it out. All I can say is, the dog must be having quite a laugh at the human who walks after them picking up their shit. I know I do.
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Heh, this kind of got me thinking about why I haven't got a dog yet. Grew up with them, love them, but that was when I lived in the middle of nowhere. If the dog needed to take a shit, you just let it outside (and trained it to go in the woods). If the dog needed exercise, you played with him if you felt like it....or you just let him outside. If it was a nice day, you just checked back whenever to see if he wanted in.

Since I've lived in the burbs? Holy shit, dogs just seem like too much work. Walk them 3 times a day, pick up their shit, can't let them off leash.

There's also way too many dog owners who treat the dog like a person. Consider it part of the family? Sure, I can relate to that. But train it like a dog so the thing isn't a complete menace. Also when did taking dogs literally everywhere you go become a thing? I have friends that won't leave their dog alone for more than an hour or two. If I invite them over for dinner or whatever, the first question I get is "Is it ok if the dog comes?" - Seriously? The dog can't just hang out by itself for like 4 hours?
 
WellPlayed said:
Bears are a bit grumpy. Most of the huge dog breeds are the gentlest ones.

I don't mind cats but alot of them would absolutely murder you if they were bigger.



Heh, this kind of got me thinking about why I haven't got a dog yet. Grew up with them, love them, but that was when I lived in the middle of nowhere. If the dog needed to take a shit, you just let it outside (and trained it to go in the woods). If the dog needed exercise, you played with him if you felt like it....or you just let him outside. If it was a nice day, you just checked back whenever to see if he wanted in.

Since I've lived in the burbs? Holy shit, dogs just seem like too much work. Walk them 3 times a day, pick up their shit, can't let them off leash.

There's also way too many dog owners who treat the dog like a person. Consider it part of the family? Sure, I can relate to that. But train it like a dog so the thing isn't a complete menace. Also when did taking dogs literally everywhere you go become a thing? I have friends that won't leave their dog alone for more than an hour or two. If I invite them over for dinner or whatever, the first question I get is "Is it ok if the dog comes?" - Seriously? The dog can't just hang out by itself for like 4 hours?
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And if you don’t want a dog and are single, good fucking luck finding a girl who doesn’t already have one and treat it like her husband/sister/child already and expect you to do the same. Almost every single girl comes with at least one already.

Several months ago I had a first date set with this girl who last minute texted and asked if it was cool if she brought her dog because it was having “separation anxiety lately.” First date. Plan was to get drinks at a bar at like 9 pm. So how exactly does a dog fit into a nighttime first date, and if she has the balls to ask to bring it along last minute and have a stranger totally change plans to accommodate the pet, how long before I have to name it in my will? Spoiler alert - I cancelled the date.
 
Volcanologist said:
so what you're saying is that if you were 5 inches tall, that cat would want to be your buddy still because you're a human.
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So if a housecat’s owner had a heart attack and died in the house alone, as soon as the cat was reasonably certain he was dead, it would start gnawing away at his flesh?
 
LeafOfFaith said:
And if you don’t want a dog and are single, good fucking luck finding a girl who doesn’t already have one and treat it like her husband/sister/child already and expect you to do the same. Almost every single girl comes with at least one already.

Several months ago I had a first date set with this girl who last minute texted and asked if it was cool if she brought her dog because it was having “separation anxiety lately.” First date. Plan was to get drinks at a bar at like 9 pm. So how exactly does a dog fit into a nighttime first date, and if she has the balls to ask to bring it along last minute and have a stranger totally change plans to accommodate the pet, how long before I have to name it in my will? Spoiler alert - I cancelled the date.
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And it's always sexy when the smell like dog 24/7 and basically make out with them. You're forced into getting sloppy seconds.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
So if a housecat’s owner had a heart attack and died in the house alone, as soon as the cat was reasonably certain he was dead, it would start gnawing away at his flesh?
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a) yes....that has happened numerous times
b) what part of smaller than the cat don't you understand
 
Sorry, I forgot we're talking about a world where people are smaller than cats. Since that doesn't exist, I figured we'd just go with something plausible, a situation where a cat could actually get away with eating a human despite the size disadvantage.

Anything will eat anything else if it's on the verge of starving, of course. Including humans eating humans. But no, the cat is not going to start eating the human as soon as it discovers the human is dead.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
Several months ago I had a first date set with this girl who last minute texted and asked if it was cool if she brought her dog because it was having “separation anxiety lately.”
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Maybe she wasn't that into you...and was hoping it would prompt a cancel.
 
Who said not being into LOF was out of the norm? It happens to us all. I didn't mean any offense.
 
CH1 said:
Maybe she wasn't that into you...and was hoping it would prompt a cancel.
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It was a first date. She still wanted to go, just wanted to bring the dumb dog along with her. After I said forget it, she said she'd just leave it at home, but she'd already made it obvious she was too into this pet for my liking, so I told her it wasn't really a situation I was interested in pursuing because I'm not doing dates with pets coming along. Even if it wasn't going to happen on the first date, you know it was going to be a staple on future dates.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
And if you don’t want a dog and are single, good fucking luck finding a girl who doesn’t already have one and treat it like her husband/sister/child already and expect you to do the same. Almost every single girl comes with at least one already.

Several months ago I had a first date set with this girl who last minute texted and asked if it was cool if she brought her dog because it was having “separation anxiety lately.” First date. Plan was to get drinks at a bar at like 9 pm. So how exactly does a dog fit into a nighttime first date, and if she has the balls to ask to bring it along last minute and have a stranger totally change plans to accommodate the pet, how long before I have to name it in my will? Spoiler alert - I cancelled the date.
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She probably thought that this would lead into a night in and a trip to Bonetown... and you went and cancelled.

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Haha. There's no shortage of that here. Or I should say there was no shortage of that here. It's been a quiet two months.
 
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