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OT: The F*cking Science Thread

Thanks Volc.
Lol, I should be a little less cantankerous now. Well, once I've finished withdrawal from all the narcotics they've pumped into me. Woohoo.
 
modern smart phone technology is the best.

my friend recently moved back to Toronto and got a new cell number. whoever previously had the number is known as snoop, and an endless collection of women are sending him bum pics and naked selfies over whatsapp.
 
occasional replies.

they respond with more.

and new girls are constantly popping up. this has been ongoing for a few months now. not isolated incidents. many, many women.
 
all i get are collection agencies calling for "roland"

i think i lose the smart phone game
 
One of the girls at work lost her keys, she thought she had texted me to see if I'd seen them. She was off a number, but the person on the other end said yeah, they'd found them. She sat there for an hour waiting for "me" to tell her where.
 
I just ignored messages for Roland until somebody was telling me details about how far dialated their wife/gf was....then I told them they had the wrong number
 
Thought the pics were coming....so I had to put a stop to it.

I wish I had Snoop Dogs old phone number instead.
 
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How do you grow vaginas?

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-26885335

Doctors at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Centre in North Carolina used pioneering technology to build vaginas for the four women who were all in their teenage years at the time.

Scans of the pelvic region were used to design a tube-like 3D-scaffold for each patient.

A small tissue biopsy was taken from the poorly developed vulva and grown to create a large batch of cells in the laboratory.

Muscle cells were attached to the outside of the scaffold and vaginal-lining cells to the inside.

The vaginas were carefully grown in a bioreactor until they were suitable to be surgically implanted into the patients.

All 4 women had genetic conditions that caused them to have either underdeveloped vajayjays or none at all.
 
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