just rough it up a bit, claim it's an actual period piece, and make people think you were some sort of scouting badass who knew he'd be a HOF'er in his first year.
You should have only agreed to it if Andy Pertrillo came and did the interview in your Leaf cave personally. Then at least you would have had a hostage situation story to tell for the rest of your life.
Hahaha, it was moreso because when they had the fan feature at the recent Pens game I attended it was held at the first intermission so (1) no one paid attention (2) there were less people (3) more time to get inebriated to get the nervousness out of the way. Instead they held it during a stoppage in play with the teams sitting on the benches and everyone in their seats while I was still sober. :lol