blkngldbabe
Expert Smart Ass
Good for kids meals and anyone who has no diversity in their flavor palette
TML? More like FML, amirite? Yet Another Off Season Thread
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LeafOfFaith
Well-known member
Wasted on the first one and wouldn’t even be appreciated by the second one.
It’s the classic Coke. You keep drinking your Mountain Dew. May as well have some khalkhalash.
It’s the classic Coke. You keep drinking your Mountain Dew. May as well have some khalkhalash.
Habsy
Not playing around anymore.
Bland shit no seasoning people. Got it.
Habsy
Not playing around anymore.
You need to write a culinary book. This is Lenny Bruce worthy.
Preston
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I'd buy the shit out of it. It would be called Food for 6 year olds: A Story of Monumental Bland and Dry Culinary Cuisine
Harvey's grilled chicken sando on the cover of course.
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Habsy
Not playing around anymore.
I was going to say sponsored by Harveys
Preston
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Need to get a zoomed in shot of that precooked dry and unseasoned chicken breast too. Maybe multiple angles as well. I want to see the cracks in it.I was going to say sponsored by Harveys
The cook book will be so dangerous that they'll need to have first aid tips on each page since each recipe will be a significant choking hazard from dangerous levels of lack of moisture. Need to cover yourself legally of course.
Habsy
Not playing around anymore.
Coffee table conversation piece for sure but only if he uses a pen name, dishes by frenemy
wash it down with a delicious Pepsi
Preston
MBow30 alt account
Recipe 1: grilled, boneless, skinless chicken breast
Step 1: take it out of the package. Ensure you don't accidentally contaminate it with seasoning or anything that could potentially give it flavor.
Step 2: put it in the oven for 6 hours at 400 until it temps at 215 degrees or ideally more.
Step 3: Eat
*Note: please ensure you have six gallons of liquid beside you before you attempt to eat this. In the event of choking, CPR tips are on page 98.
Step 1: take it out of the package. Ensure you don't accidentally contaminate it with seasoning or anything that could potentially give it flavor.
Step 2: put it in the oven for 6 hours at 400 until it temps at 215 degrees or ideally more.
Step 3: Eat
*Note: please ensure you have six gallons of liquid beside you before you attempt to eat this. In the event of choking, CPR tips are on page 98.
Wayward DP
Well-known member
and coke is fucking disgusting sugar water whose primary purpose is to decay your teeth...
Wayward DP
Well-known member
I was expecting a wash, rinse, and soak in water first, cause, y'know...
Preston
MBow30 alt account
Can't believe I forgot that part, shit.
Wayward DP
Well-known member
and where in your process do the required fake grill marks get added?
Habsy
Not playing around anymore.
I use it to clean rusted old tools. Drop them in a jar of coke. Couple of days later they're like new.
Preston
MBow30 alt account
Sorry, you have to finish it off in this for 30 seconds. Very important to not include oil. Just plop it right on while piping hot for 15 seconds, flip and remove after another 15.
SundinsTooth
Leafs Moderator
215 internal temperature made me laugh.
Preston
MBow30 alt account
Elliotte Friedman spoke and said things the other day.
1. Leafs offered 3 years at 2.75m to jack early in the season and Jack countered with something way higher. They were never close of course. Maybe if leafs get up to 3 or 3.5 a deal gets done though? Idk
2. He sorta speculated that he thinks leafs will take a nibble on John Gibson. He doesn't have any information but he did say that the leafs have been interested multiple times over the years, and the ducks weren't interested, and then other times the ducks would come to the Leafs to offer Gibson and the Leafs had no interest.
He hasn't been good since 2018-19 and has a shit contract but any interest if the ducks retain? He's a big name at least? I know that's what people want.
1. Leafs offered 3 years at 2.75m to jack early in the season and Jack countered with something way higher. They were never close of course. Maybe if leafs get up to 3 or 3.5 a deal gets done though? Idk
2. He sorta speculated that he thinks leafs will take a nibble on John Gibson. He doesn't have any information but he did say that the leafs have been interested multiple times over the years, and the ducks weren't interested, and then other times the ducks would come to the Leafs to offer Gibson and the Leafs had no interest.
He hasn't been good since 2018-19 and has a shit contract but any interest if the ducks retain? He's a big name at least? I know that's what people want.
