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The Official 2026 Off-Season Thread: Revenge of the Nerds

it really is incredible that he's still crying about that, all these many years later. It does sound like he had some trauma due to having an uber-douche for a father, but my goodness Mitch is such a fucking loser.
 
Mitch got every penny back and then some on his 2nd deal.

Just shut up and go away ffs.
I think he thought that once he left, everything would go to shit and that it would be revealed that he was the glue that held everything together.

And he was probably so fucking thrilled all year long that we were floundering and it looked like Tre and Biff were going to bury us and decimate the franchise for years. And it almost happened.

Then Tre got fired, but nothing happened to indicate any real change or betterment, and then Mitch went all the way to the finals and looked poised to be the scoring champ and playoffs MVP. How elated he must've been. Couldn't wait to talk about those dark times after he got to hoist the cup.

But the hockey gods somehow got a boner for the Leafs, and let us finish 5th last to be in the running for the lottery. Knocked Mitch out. Mats returned. The lottery win. McKenna. Raddysh. Bunch of additions and everything looking sparkly new. Meanwhile Dorofyev gets traded for just futures and they're over the cap still. Vegas looks old and weak as fuck suddenly, and Mitch is only starting year 2 of his long term deal.

So, of course they're grumbling again. I said when he signed, without knowing how it would really play out, that I didn't think he'd last more than three years there. I still think that. They're going to go down, and Mitch is going to be one vocally unhappy camper real soon.
 



God, this is so pathetic. Just never-ending crying about how horribly persecuted and hard done-by he was here from Mitch and all of the parasites around him who indulged all of his worst impulses and persecution complex for their own benefit.

Move on with your lives, already. Aside from cheering against Vegas when they’re in the playoffs (which I’d actually be doing with or without Mitch), I don’t care to think about him at all or engage with any of his bullshit anymore.

And one more thing—this should be a big, glowing neon warning sign to the organization that we should not acquire any players who have Ferris as an agent, and any current Leafs who hire him should get a one-way ticket out of town. Toxic person with a ridiculous axe to grind with the Leaf organization.
 
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